Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes has 60 ratings and 2 reviews. Lauraloves said: I downloaded this book back in as I am a huge fan of the. AND THE CHAMBER OF CHEESECAKES This is a preview of Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes. It contains the first six chapters. A hysterical parody of J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” series. In this farce the Harry Potter characters, places, and past events have been twisted around with.
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When he was finished breakfast, he held his tummy and sighed happily.
Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes : Timothy R Odonnell :
It was in a permanent state of rust. Showing of 94 reviews. They are one of the most powerful wizard families in terms of magic, and thus the most enviable of families for elves to work for. I’m better off alive at home, than dead at school, right?
Tell me, do you have a plan to thwart them? Serious Smack was a clown, and Uncle Vermin was very afraid putteer clowns. It was all Harry’s fault that his uncle was dead. For a very long time, he lay in a hole in the ground very close to death, wishing for death, yet unable to die.
The sundae would have warned him if it had been poisoned, wouldn’t it have? Some were busy discussing that year’s Tea Cup Tournament. He had informed Uncle Vermin the day before of his intention to see his friends putter at Victoria Station.
The muddles had outdone them, and the wizards to their shame couldn’t come up with anything that could compete with convenience, ease, and clarity of a cell phone. He glanced at the ceiling, it depicted what it was like outside, a sunny day.
Ivelisse Lynch rated it did not like it Jun 09, What he really wished for was to be back at school, and he had a really bad school year last year, too.
McGooglesnot inevitably taking the students no other house would take into the Nerd House.
He wanted Harry to die likewise. It made him unconsciously argumentative, and he wasn’t in a place where he could win arguments. She made him feel a lot better about his first time getting onto the elusive Platform. The Perfects were the Hogwashes hall monitors.
From a distance, Harry spotted the Cheesley family’s nuclear orange hair and headed that direction, to say hello to all the Cheesleys. When the court bailiff announced him, he marshaled into the courtroom pompously. The Fungus Eaters were a group of evil supporters of Lord Moldyfart, and Luscious Maldoy was one of their highest-ranking members.
Lord Moldyfart was the nemesis of Harry Putter. As Moldyfart’s powers vanished, somehow this power, the ability to talk to food, was transferred to Harry. Uncle Vermin was a large neckless man, with a purple complexion that made him look like he was long overdue for a massive heart attack. It was entirely prepared for consumption. After six years of school, any student is old enough to use magic at home. Harry was alive, famous, and loved, while his own son, Maple- Walnut, had died while imprisoned in Azcabanana, notoriously infamous.
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The Chambdr had tried to seize his wand that day, but Harry wouldn’t relinquish it. He, himself, would oversee the whole thing as the Chief Justice. Elves naturally didn’t wear clothes, clothes being a human convention.
He began to fear that his hideous reputation had preceded him, scaring his foe away. Harry was equally prepared to accommodate it. Harry wondered if Ron would ever be the same. Bobby, let out an evil laugh, then quickly disappeared, leaving Harry literally holding the smoking gun.
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More importantly, the Ministry of Magic authorities had the evidence they needed to prosecute Maldoy and the other Fungus Eaters for the murder of Serious Smack the Clown. He made a new vow. It’s not clear whether it was the blow from Ron or Farthard’s subsequent knock to the head as he collapsed to the floor that ironically caused Farthard’s persistent case of amnesia, his drooling problem, and the thick lisp when he spoke. While some of the encounters are spoofs reminiscent of the original tales, others are new, keeping the storyline fresh and unpredictable.
I literally cried out in anger. I wish I could give this zero stars. Even Harry and Ron didn’t join that one, and they didn’t even have elven servants.
Each summer Harry felt like he was slowly starving to death. Eh, how do you plead? By Thursday, the whole Ministry of Magic was practically patting themselves on the back, with the exception of Arthur Cheesley, the father of Harry’s best friend, Ron, and a big Harry Putter fan. I hate my mother-in-law! Do not read this book.